a guy drives into ditch, but luckily, a farmer's there to help.
hitches his horse, buddy. up to the car and yells,
'pull, nellie, pull! buddy doesn't move.
"pull, buster, pull!"
buddy doesn't budge.
then the farmer says,
"pull, buddy, pull!"
and the horse drags the car
out of the ditch.
curious, the motorist asks
the farmer why he kept
calling his horse by the wrong name.
"buddy blind, said the farmer. "
and if he thought he was the only one pulling,
he wouldn't even try.